The six pack President

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Yup.

I never heard that.

[Damocles]

I never heard that.

You'd have to be concerned with paparazzi photos, they have whole spreads of "before and after" the "enhancement". The only reason that I heard about it was because I have a sibling who believes the lives of celebrities are important and who constantly annoys me with information I never wanted to know.

I'd prefer to think it was all natural and just enjoy.... no she's got to show me stuff I don't want to know.

[Topspin]

you have to eat read meat and fried chicken to get a but like Jlo's
and dance a lot.

[Cancel7]

You'd have to be concerned with paparazzi photos, they have whole spreads of "before and after" the "enhancement". The only reason that I heard about it was because I have a sibling who believes the lives of celebrities are important and who constantly annoys me with information I never wanted to know.

I'd prefer to think it was all natural and just enjoy.... no she's got to show me stuff I don't want to know.

That's pretty funny. It's as if nothing is real though. It's scary sometimes. At one time I was really tempted to get colored contacts. The colors were so striking. But I kept feeling like, then my eyes won't be real. And I couldn't do it.

[Topspin]

Darla, aren't you a vegaterian who exercises?

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Darla, aren't you a vegaterian who exercises?

Yes, why?

[Socrtease]

I always wanted to have a big butt. I have spent so many hours trying to get some of that going on the stairmaster. But it must be the Irish in me; nothing happens. I do have a nice rack though.

Speaking of sexism (I have to run out literally and so I have to get all of the stuff bothering me into one post), I just read that our very own CIA is bribing 60 year old afghani warlords with Viagra. Because, the warlords have numerous wives and it puts them "in a more authoritative position". And here I thought it made them into easily manipulated jackasses? Who knew that a hardon gave men "authority"? Having trouble asking for that raise? What you need is an authoritative aura, so pop that viagra and march right into your boss' office with a hardon!

Thirdly, I have been notified when I signed in that Soc is the new moderator here? I think it's time to point out that you have never had a woman moderator.

Do you also find erections to be authoritative and feel that a moderator needs one?

Well, see you boys later!

I can honestly state that I have never once posted on JPP while sporting wood.

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I can honestly state that I have never once posted on JPP while sporting wood.

Thanks for clearing that up, Soc.

Actually, the only thing more disturbing than someone getting wood while posting on here would be someone feeling the need to share the fact that they get wood while posting on here.

[Topspin]

Yes, why?

We'll I never have seen a fat vegiterian and if you exercise your prob in better shape than 95% of the men and woman out there.
You need to safe that stress for the unending number of progressive obsticles as your prob bringing way more game than you men friends.

[uscitizen]

Real women have hips because they bare children.

I know you prefer the shape of little boys.

Yeah he spent all last friday at Pennys becuase he heard they had little boys pants half off.

[Topspin]

Yeah he spent all last friday at Pennys becuase he heard they had little boys pants half off.

baby hips is an excuse to load up on icecream and veg on sofa

[Superfreak]

LOL

I think Jennifer Lopez is gorgeous.

She is. Water has grown up in the anorexic generation. His generation does not appreciate women with actual figures.

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We'll I never have seen a fat vegiterian and if you exercise your prob in better shape than 95% of the men and woman out there.
You need to safe that stress for the unending number of progressive obsticles as your prob bringing way more game than you men friends.

I missed this. You would consider me fat. I'm 5'5 and I wear a size 7/8, to a 9/10 depending on whether it's summer or winter. I have a true classic hourglass shape, which, if I don't excerise can get a bit too filled.

[Superfreak]

I missed this. You would consider me fat. I'm 5'5 and I wear a size 7/8, to a 9/10 depending on whether it's summer or winter. I have a true classic hourglass shape, which, if I don't excerise can get a bit too filled.

damn... ur tall. I would love to be 5'5".

I might be able to see over countertops.

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damn... ur tall. I would love to be 5'5".

I might be able to see over countertops.

LOL

I think I used to tell topper that I was 5'7 just to intimidate him. I can't keep all of my lies on here straight SF.

But actually, what I posted on this thread is the truth.