Everyone look at my pitbull
I want to take a break from wishing death on conservatives to show everyone my pet:
She's the greatest thing in the world. They kill these things in some places.
Anyone want to show their pets? We could make this into an extremely saccharine thread that will make any straight man puke, if only we try hard enough.
"Women hold up half the sky." - Mao Zedong
Hideous beast. It should be put down and all its soulless ilk vanquished from the face of the earth.
There is much to be said in favour of modern journalism. By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-Oscar Wilde
According to Christians no animals have souls.Originally Posted by Epicurus
Well except for these wackjobS: http://www.animalshavesouls.org/
"Women hold up half the sky." - Mao Zedong
The Church I hang out in believes that all animals have souls. Humans simply have immortal souls, which is the aspect of us that is "in God's image."
"It [the draft] is duty rather than slavery. I part with the author on the caviler idea that individual freedom (whatever that may be to the person) leads to nirvana, anyone older that 12 knows that is BS."
-Midcan5 (liberals on freedom)
"Allow me to masturbate my patriotism furiously and publicly at this opportunity."
-Ib1yysguy (liberals on honoring fallen soldiers)
"There is no 'equal opportunity' today unless the government makes it so."
-apple0154 (liberals on constitutionalism)
I know what you're facing, Desh. My heart is with you. We've been through that too much lately and hopefully we'll be safe now for a while. Rory on the left is three and Barley on the right is two. I still cry for Angus, Joey, and Bonnie.
My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am.
To God:
From the Dog:
Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good Dog.
1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.
2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.
3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.
4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.
5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.
8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table
9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.
10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.
11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.
12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.
P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?
Worst gambler ever
He's the same color as my floors.
Worst gambler ever
She's easy.
Nicotine Deprived...
JPP Staff
She needs a pedicure.
She's easy.
Excellence is an art won by training and habituation. We do not act rightly because we have virtue or excellence, but rather we have those because we have acted rightly. We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.
- -- Aristotle
Believe nothing on the faith of traditions, even though they have been held in honor for many generations and in diverse places. Do not believe a thing because many people speak of it. Do not believe on the faith of the sages of the past. Do not believe what you yourself have imagined, persuading yourself that a God inspires you. Believe nothing on the sole authority of your masters and priests. After examination, believe what you yourself have tested and found to be reasonable, and conform your conduct thereto.
- -- The Buddha
Worst gambler ever
No kidding. She's got a bad habit of stuffing her ass in your face to get it scratched, and in the process she steps on a lot of toes.
Worst gambler ever
Don't forget Darla's pet: Cawacko
Great looking dogs Beefy.
My pooch is in my avitar Shes not a pretty as she once was because she is 14 years old.
Enjoy those pooches guys they only last so long.
Mine stumbles at times, shessore when she lays in one spot too long, I have to watch to make sure she doesnt get too much exercize or she cant get up from laying down.
Shes a short timer now and I dont know what the hell Im going to do without her.
Im sure ill cry for a week straight.
She usedo run so fast no dog had a chance at catching her, She used to jump striaght up into the air 7 feet to catch a peek at the dog next door in his back yard, she could have jumped up and sat on the block wall if she wanted to.
Now my beautiful girl is pretty slow and kinda creeky with lots of gray in her face.
Water enjoy your cute little pit.
Beefy enjoy that chocolate lab and that lab, rotty mix.
Dogs are the best people in the world in my book.
Its a tough choice to make, Desh. When we had to put our golden retriever down we both cried like babies. Sitting in the vet's office we were sniffling and trying to hold it together. I swear that old furball knew what was going on. He kept nuzzling me. He was happy up till he was gone. Between the arthritus and a liver condition, he was not doing well. I was already crying my eyes out, but when I saw the vet tech was crying too I about lost it.
He was on the road with me for 5 years. I carried a curl of his pretty blonde hair with me for another year after that.
I heard of this one guy who actually paid like 10k to have cancer treatments done on his dog.
"Women hold up half the sky." - Mao Zedong
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