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    Default A good reason not to get married.

    Woman allegedly pours hot water on husband's groin


    Oct 9, 4:50 PM (ET)

    BRADENTON, Fla. (AP) - Authorities say a woman has been arrested in west Florida after pouring scalding hot water on her husband's groin. Manatee County Sheriff's Office deputies arrested a 52-year-old woman on Wednesday on a charge of aggravated battery with great bodily harm.

    The woman was being held at the Manatee County jail on $7,500 bond.

    Authorities say the woman boiled the water and threw it on her husband's groin while he slept. He sustained second degree burns and ran out of the house screaming while a relative called 911, according to a sheriff's report.

    The man was flown to a Tampa hospital for treatment. The report said the woman did not give a reason for pouring the water on her husband, but said she had been drinking alcohol.

    http://apnews.myway.com/article/20081009/D93N6V200.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by uscitizen View Post
    Woman allegedly pours hot water on husband's groin


    Oct 9, 4:50 PM (ET)

    BRADENTON, Fla. (AP) - Authorities say a woman has been arrested in west Florida after pouring scalding hot water on her husband's groin. Manatee County Sheriff's Office deputies arrested a 52-year-old woman on Wednesday on a charge of aggravated battery with great bodily harm.

    The woman was being held at the Manatee County jail on $7,500 bond.

    Authorities say the woman boiled the water and threw it on her husband's groin while he slept. He sustained second degree burns and ran out of the house screaming while a relative called 911, according to a sheriff's report.

    The man was flown to a Tampa hospital for treatment. The report said the woman did not give a reason for pouring the water on her husband, but said she had been drinking alcohol.

    http://apnews.myway.com/article/20081009/D93N6V200.html
    LMAO!!!

    Oh thats gotta be a lousy way to wake up.

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    Correction: a good reason not to get married to that woman.

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    crazy scorned woman always go for the groin.
    Q: Senator Obama, would you take the same pledge? No tax increases on people under $250,000?

    OBAMA: I not only have pledged not to raise their taxes, I've been the first candidate in this race to specifically say I would cut their taxes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Southern Man View Post
    Correction: a good reason not to get married to that woman.


    What a tard.
    "Do not think that I came to bring peace... I did not come to bring peace, but a sword." - Matthew 10:34

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    Quote Originally Posted by Watermark View Post


    What a tard.
    So WM, you think that the lunatic actions of one drunken psycho is reason not to marry ANY woman?

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    I gave up on it Sol, apparently I only want to marry the psychos...
    Actually the last one was great until she went psycho. I found out after marriage that all the people on her mothers side of the family whacked out around 40 or so.

    I guess it was my overly sheltered AOG church upbringing. It can't be my fault!
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    I can sympathize with you, USC.

    I had a foolproof method of determining whether a woman was a psycho.

    If I find her attractive and she is attracted to me, she is a dangrous psychopath. (except my current wife, of course. - she occasionally reads posts here)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Solitary View Post
    I can sympathize with you, USC.

    I had a foolproof method of determining whether a woman was a psycho.

    If I find her attractive and she is attracted to me, she is a dangrous psychopath. (except my current wife, of course. - she occasionally reads posts here)
    Must be how it works with me.
    My lady friend of several months thinks about it like I do and neither one of us wants to mess up what we have with marriage.
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    Bush asked for and signed for the TARP money.
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    WHY AM I MARRIED?

    You have two choices in life:
    You can stay single and be miserable,
    or get married and wish you were dead.
    ~
    At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
    'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?'
    'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.'
    ~
    A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
    'Husband Wanted'.
    Next day she received a hundred letters.
    They all said the same thing:
    'You can have mine.'
    ~
    When a woman steals you r husband,
    there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
    ~
    A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished!
    ~
    A little boy asked his father,
    'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?'
    Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying.'
    ~
    A young son asked,
    'Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa
    a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?'
    Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.'
    ~
    Then there was a woman who said,
    'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
    and by then, it was too late.'
    ~
    Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
    ~
    If you want your spouse to listen and
    pay strict attention to every word you say ..... talk in your sleep.
    ~
    Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life
    thinking they had no faults at all.
    ~
    First guy says, 'My wife's an angel!'
    Second guy remarks, 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
    ~
    'A Woman's Prayer:
    Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love and to
    forgive him , and for patience, For his moods. Because Lord, if I pray
    for Strength I'll just beat him to death'
    ~
    AND NOW FOR THE FAVORITE!!!

    Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children.
    A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they
    find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit
    onto the bus.

    So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the
    husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as
    he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, 'Why don't you put a piece
    of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me
    crazy.'

    The blind man replies, 'If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR
    stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up.'

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    Good stuff Sol.
    Bush doubled the debt from 5 trillion to 10 trillion.
    Proving tax cuts work!

    Bush asked for and signed for the TARP money.
    The Republican senate leader backed Bush on this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Watermark View Post


    What a tard.
    I see you have a new robo-response. How typically liberal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Solitary View Post
    WHY AM I MARRIED?...'
    Paddy was tooling along the road one fine day when the local policeman, a friend of his, pulled him over.

    "What's wrong, Seamus?" Paddy asked.

    "Well didn't ya know, Paddy, that your wife fell out of the car about five miles back?" said Seamus.

    "Ah, praise The Almighty!" Paddy replied with relief. "I thought I'd gone deaf!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by uscitizen View Post
    I gave up on it Sol, apparently I only want to marry the psychos...
    Actually the last one was great until she went psycho. I found out after marriage that all the people on her mothers side of the family whacked out around 40 or so.

    I guess it was my overly sheltered AOG church upbringing. It can't be my fault!
    The only good thing about the psychos is that the sex is great.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Solitary View Post
    The only good thing about the psychos is that the sex is great.
    Lorenna Bobbit.

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