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    Default no wonder she's knocked up daddy's a boozer

    Sources close to Sarah Palin tell The Brody File that the husband of the GOP Vice-presidential choice, Todd Palin, was arrested and charged with Driving under the Influence of alcohol back in 1986. He was 22 years old at the time. He was driving in a truck with some friends in the small southwestern Alaska town of Dillingham when he was pulled over for the DUI. As is customary, he was taken to jail briefly. Sarah and Todd Palin were high school sweethearts so they were dating at the time. The Brody File can also report that there was no accident or injuries.


    real republican moral family values here!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robdawg View Post
    Sources close to Sarah Palin tell The Brody File that the husband of the GOP Vice-presidential choice, Todd Palin, was arrested and charged with Driving under the Influence of alcohol back in 1986. He was 22 years old at the time. He was driving in a truck with some friends in the small southwestern Alaska town of Dillingham when he was pulled over for the DUI. As is customary, he was taken to jail briefly. Sarah and Todd Palin were high school sweethearts so they were dating at the time. The Brody File can also report that there was no accident or injuries.


    real republican moral family values here!!
    You are trippin off her husband getting a DUI over 20 years ago? Wow.

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    Come on man, what else ya gonna do with your free time in Alaska but drink and fuck. Have you also found the site that says Sarah Palin smoked Marijuana in Alaska when it was legal there?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Socrtease View Post
    Come on man, what else ya gonna do with your free time in Alaska but drink and fuck. Have you also found the site that says Sarah Palin smoked Marijuana in Alaska when it was legal there?
    He better jump on it quick... Because nobody knows about it...

    Also, he should mention that her daughter is pregnant. Again.
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    I got a speeding ticket once... *sigh*
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    Quote Originally Posted by DigitalDave View Post
    I got a speeding ticket once... *sigh*
    A Loser-Speedoozer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DigitalDave View Post
    I got a speeding ticket once... *sigh*
    Now your daughter will get pregnant. There's a direct correlation according to reports on the jpp.com board and we know how accurate they are!
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    Wow, I am certainly glad that I was smoking dope instead of drinking a lot 22 years ago. Otherwise my baby-girl would have a 4 year old child instead of a job and plans to graduate college in May of '09.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Troglodyte27 View Post
    Rob? Daughter?

    Not going to happen!
    DD isn't rob.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Damocles View Post
    DD isn't rob.
    Yeah, Rob started the thread - my bad. I deleted it when I realized my mistake. Disregard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Socrtease View Post
    Come on man, what else ya gonna do with your free time in Alaska but drink and fuck. Have you also found the site that says Sarah Palin smoked Marijuana in Alaska when it was legal there?

    Alaskan weed is the shiznit!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tinfoil View Post
    Alaskan weed is the shiznit!
    Alaskan Thunderfuck!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Socrtease View Post
    Come on man, what else ya gonna do with your free time in Alaska but drink and fuck. Have you also found the site that says Sarah Palin smoked Marijuana in Alaska when it was legal there?
    Isn't it still technically legal?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Socrtease View Post
    Come on man, what else ya gonna do with your free time in Alaska but drink and fuck. Have you also found the site that says Sarah Palin smoked Marijuana in Alaska when it was legal there?
    LOL - that's what I said when I found out her kid was pregnant......Its like cut her some slack......she's in Alaska for Christs sake.
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