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by Cave Johnson
on 02-20-2010 at 11:39 PM
Everyone who knows me loves it when I tell this story, so I felt I should share it with you all.
I'll start off by saying that I'm not really a good person. My buddy Mike and I invented a game to play while we were in the Marine Corps. We would find lonely desperate women online (craigslist,onlinebootycall,plentyoffish, Etc) and convince them that we were interested in whatever they were looking for. Love, sex, friendship, you name it.
Of course we were both married at
by Cave Johnson
on 01-22-2010 at 04:47 PM
This first paragraph is the only part that has an actual theme. I'm bored, love to write, and feel like you all should glimpse into the awesomeness of my life.
I really think I'm as awesome as I say I am. Seriously, I'm the greatest human being ever. It's not that I'm better or more deserving than anyone, they're just not as good as me.
I wish I could play an instrument. The only musical talent I have is good ears and if I knew the scale, I could write some kickass metal.