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  1. What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid.
  2. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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    i only saw some of the war zone stuff. I hear you nuked some of her threads as well?
  5. What is this, a crossover episode?!
  6. I am watching Rick and Morty right now, good its also.
  7. BoJack Horseman is the greatest show, I just finished binge watching it yesterday. Fuck is it sad.
  8. I'm not nearly as good of a writer when I'm not on speed. You can tell which parts of this story I'm writing were written on and off vyvanse, the ones where I'm not on it just aren't as good. I pretty much don't want to touch it, and sabotage it.
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One of my favorite stories

by Bojack Horseman on 02-20-2010 at 10:39 PM
Everyone who knows me loves it when I tell this story, so I felt I should share it with you all.

I'll start off by saying that I'm not really a good person. My buddy Mike and I invented a game to play while we were in the Marine Corps. We would find lonely desperate women online (craigslist,onlinebootycall,plentyoffish, Etc) and convince them that we were interested in whatever they were looking for. Love, sex, friendship, you name it.

Of course we were both married at

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Mindless Ramblings

by Bojack Horseman on 01-22-2010 at 03:47 PM
This first paragraph is the only part that has an actual theme. I'm bored, love to write, and feel like you all should glimpse into the awesomeness of my life.

I really think I'm as awesome as I say I am. Seriously, I'm the greatest human being ever. It's not that I'm better or more deserving than anyone, they're just not as good as me.

I wish I could play an instrument. The only musical talent I have is good ears and if I knew the scale, I could write some kickass metal.

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