Video: Jimmy Kimmel Fantasized About Trump’s Death on ABC Days Before Third Assassination Attempt

Video: Jimmy Kimmel Fantasized About Trump’s Death on ABC Days Before Third Assassination Attempt​

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Jimmy Kimmel, host of the Disney-owned ABC late-night show Jimmy Kimmel Live!, put on a mock White House Correspondents’ Dinner roast during Thursday night’s broadcast in which he fanaticized about President Donald Trump’s death in a joke aimed at First Lady Melania Trump.

Firing off one-liners about President Trump, Vice President JD Vance, Stephen Miller, among other White House officials, Kimmel set his sights on the First Lady.

“And of course, our first lady, Melania, is here. Look at So beautiful. Mrs. Trump, you have a glow like an expectant widow,” Kimmel said to the delight of the studio audience.

Video: Jimmy Kimmel Fantasized About Trump’s Death on ABC Days Before Third Assassination Attempt​

JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE! Jimmy Kimmel Live! airs every weeknight at 11:35 p.m. ET an
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Jimmy Kimmel, host of the Disney-owned ABC late-night show Jimmy Kimmel Live!, put on a mock White House Correspondents’ Dinner roast during Thursday night’s broadcast in which he fanaticized about President Donald Trump’s death in a joke aimed at First Lady Melania Trump.

Firing off one-liners about President Trump, Vice President JD Vance, Stephen Miller, among other White House officials, Kimmel set his sights on the First Lady.

“And of course, our first lady, Melania, is here. Look at So beautiful. Mrs. Trump, you have a glow like an expectant widow,” Kimmel said to the delight of the studio audience.

Kimmel’s ten-minute monologue meant to, as Kimmel said, give him the opportunity to “do some of the jokes a comedian might do if our president wasn’t a trembling drama queen who’s scared of comedy,” aired just days before the White House Correspondents’ Dinner on Saturday, which saw 31-year-old Cole Tomas Allen of Torrance, California, reportedly charge through a metal detector and shoot a Secret Service agent in the chest before being tackled to the ground and taken into custody.

Allen, a Kamala Harris donor, is set to appear in court on Monday where he is expected to face several federal charges.

President Trump delivered remarks, that were aired live on the major news networks mere moments after the shooting. During an interview on Fox News on Sunday morning, Trump called Allen “a sick guy.”

“When you read his manifesto, he hates Christians, that’s one thing for sure. He hates Christians, the hatred. And I think his sister, or his brother, actually was complaining about it. They were even complaining to law enforcement. So he was, he was a very troubled guy,” President Trump said.

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Video: Jimmy Kimmel Fantasized About Trump's Death on ABC Days Before Third Assassination Attempt

Jimmy Kimmel, host of the Disney-owned ABC late-night show "Jimmy Kimmel Live!," put on a mock White House Correspondents' Dinner roast during Thursday night's broadcast in which he fanaticized about President Donald Trump's death in a joke aimed at First Lady Melania Trump.
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LurchAddams said:
How did it taste?
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You're the last person that needs to ask that question. I suspect those lessons were pounded into your head early on. Go get help with that, oddly enough, it's one of the reasons you can't sell a Kirby. I know the two things might seem unrelated, but they're not. Scientist have discovered that men born with a tiny penis sometimes become obsessed with other men's 'bathing suit areas' (front and back) and everything that goes on in that area. This obsession dominates every minute of the day making any activity outside of masturbation nearly impossible.

In other words, your addiction to dicks, men's asses, and all the familiar tastes and smells you've become addicted to from years of family reunions, directly impacts your ability to sell a Kirby. Crazy, isn't it? Anyways, get that much needed help. It's really obvious you're crying out for it.
 
LurchAddams said:
Also, I see you're getting your trumptard ass kicked on Debate Politics. No wonder you're such a maniac here - you rightfully take so much abuse over there!
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Really? That hilarious since I'm not a member, lol. Lurchy is seeing my ghost around every corner now. Obsessed?? Nah, not at all. I'm starting to feel guilty for not paying you something for rent in your roomy skull.
 
Jarod said:
You clai

med that Kimmel did something he didn’t do.
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Why do you bother? I can just picture you struggling with the keyboard for hours trying to spit out one coherent sentence and look at the results. One more time for the resident retard. I posted an article, I didn't 'clai' 'med' anything. That said, why not include what you think I claimed that isn't true? Don't you think that's an important part of your brilliant sent
ence
?
 
Tobytone said:
Really? That hilarious since I'm not a member, lol. Lurchy is seeing my ghost around every corner now. Obsessed?? Nah, not at all. I'm starting to feel guilty for not paying you something for rent in your roomy skull.
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For once you're correct. You're "Tobytone", they're "TobyOne". Weird coincidence.

Also, you're still a triggered trumptard, beeyatch.
 

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LurchAddams said:
For once you're correct. You're "Tobytone", they're "TobyOne". Weird coincidence.

Also, you're still a triggered trumptard, beeyatch.
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LOL, Yeah, you'll have to keep looking for me, freak. Gee, I wonder if I live in Lurchy's head just a little. Now he's out there searching for me on other sites. Can you imagine being such a loser? I really can't.

Oh wait. This is why Lurchy's been absent for a little while. He's been at his new place. I'll bet, even though he would be in the company of fellow libtards there, he still got banned or he got very bored and came back. They don't allow dick sucking talk at all.

I've been a member there before. I would drive the libtards crazy dancing on the line of their strict rules. They got so frustrated they eventually decided to lower the standard of certain rules regarding insults making what I had been doing all along earn me some infractions, lol. After making the moderators explain the infractions one too many times they permabanned me. lmfao. It was a lot of fun while it lasted.

Of course, the insult rules were usually only enforced if you are on the right. That said, even libtards couldn't get away with Lurchy's favorite subjects.
 
Tobytone said:
LOL, Yeah, you'll have to keep looking for me, freak. Gee, I wonder if I live in Lurchy's head just a little. Now he's out there searching for me on other sites. Can you imagine being such a loser? I really can't.

Oh wait. This is why Lurchy's been absent for a little while. He's been at his new place. I'll bet, even though he would be in the company of fellow libtards there, he still got banned or he got very bored and came back. They don't allow dick sucking talk at all.

I've been a member there before. I would drive the libtards crazy dancing on the line of their strict rules. They got so frustrated they eventually decided to lower the standard of certain rules regarding insults making what I had been doing all along earn me some infractions, lol. After making the moderators explain the infractions one too many times they permabanned me. lmfao. It was a lot of fun while it lasted.

Of course, the insult rules were usually only enforced if you are on the right. That said, even libtards couldn't get away with Lurchy's favorite subjects.
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Have you looked into suicide choices? I mean - it's the humane thing to do both for us and YOU!

If you'd like I could share some options with you.
 
LurchAddams said:
Have you looked into suicide choices? I mean - it's the humane thing to do both for us and YOU!

If you'd like I could share some options with you.
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Oh I forgot about your obsession with suicide as well. You poor bastard. Imagine being this freak. Dicks and asses and all the things associated, bouncing around in Lurchy's very sick conscious mind, only silenced by his nightly thoughts of suicide.

For a guy like Lurchy, it's one of the nicest thoughts he can wrap his head around. His posts here on JPP make him a walking and talking projection seminar that should be followed by an intervention. Since we're here in cyberspace, this isn't the place for it. Go get help Lurchy, don't be afraid, you're not alone, suicide is permanent and anything but silent and peaceful. Hurry, go, now!
 
Tobytone said:
Oh I forgot about your obsession with suicide as well. You poor bastard. Imagine being this freak. Dicks and asses and all the things associated, bouncing around in Lurchy's very sick conscious mind, only silenced by his nightly thoughts of suicide.

For a guy like Lurchy, it's one of the nicest thoughts he can wrap his head around. His posts here on JPP make him a walking and talking projection seminar that should be followed by an intervention. Since we're here in cyberspace, this isn't the place for it. Go get help Lurchy, don't be afraid, you're not alone, suicide is permanent and anything but silent and peaceful. Hurry, go, now!
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Maybe if you ride your unicycle into a brick wall as fast as you can? You could sell tickets, think of all the money you'd make!
 
Tobytone said:
Wow, that's your best, huh??
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Well, I'm sorry, but I totally cracked myself up over that one.. but hey... you didn't laugh. Holy shit, Tob-zilla -

YOU REALLY DO OWN A UNICYCLE, DON'T YOU!

I KNEW IT!!!! I CAN HEAR THE PIPE ORGAN MUSIC GOING NOW AS YOU DO YOUR MONKEY TRICKS!!
 
LurchAddams said:
Well, I'm sorry, but I totally cracked myself up over that one.. but hey... you didn't laugh. Holy shit, Tob-zilla -

YOU REALLY DO OWN A UNICYCLE, DON'T YOU!

I KNEW IT!!!! I CAN HEAR THE PIPE ORGAN MUSIC GOING NOW AS YOU DO YOUR MONKEY TRICKS!!
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I'm not surprised at all. It takes a 'special' person to laugh at your stuff. You know, the ones that drool on themselves as they stare into space.

Anyone else picture Lurchy as the lawyer in Idiocracy? I can tell Lurchy really tries hard to come up with his devastating replies. As soon as I start reading, I picture that lawyer reading his comment. It fits perfectly.
 
Tobytone said:
I'm not surprised at all. It takes a 'special' person to laugh at your stuff. You know, the ones that drool on themselves as they stare into space.

Anyone else picture Lurchy as the lawyer in Idiocracy? I can tell Lurchy really tries hard to come up with his devastating replies. As soon as I start reading, I picture that lawyer reading his comment. It fits perfectly.
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Toby at work. Hint, he's not the one in the top hat :)

View: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ET5FWIQnSgY
 
volsrocks said:
What do u think the outcry would be if a white TV host made a joke about Floyds daughter being fatherless?
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Trump made the same point when he talked about a king being married for 63 years. He told Melania we are not going to make that. Can you figure out what he meant by that? How is that different from what Kimmel was joking about? Were you furious when Trump said that?
 
Tobytone said:
Wow, you even dumber than Lefty. I'm officially embarrassed for you now. Take your time on the next one. I'll be away for a bit.

I feel like I should tell you so you don't feel like you need to search for me again. I'll come back Lurchy, you'll be fine until then.
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We can all hear the organ music tooting as you ride away...... do do dooooo..

Lol.
 
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