byon 01-22-2010 at 03:47 PM (1835 Views)
This first paragraph is the only part that has an actual theme. I'm bored, love to write, and feel like you all should glimpse into the awesomeness of my life.
I really think I'm as awesome as I say I am. Seriously, I'm the greatest human being ever. It's not that I'm better or more deserving than anyone, they're just not as good as me.
I wish I could play an instrument. The only musical talent I have is good ears and if I knew the scale, I could write some kickass metal. Alas, all I can do now is air guitar. With imaginary chords.
I'm buying another gun (what a fucking shock). A PSL 54c. Most people would confuse it for a Dragunov, but it's different in a few ways. Here's a picture for the cosmetic differences;
The operating system in the PSL is basically just an enlarged AK, whereas the Dragunov is based on a completely different short stroke system. I don't have a picture of those differences. Anyways I couldn't afford a Dragunov right now.
I can't wait for riding season again. This will be my first full season on the road. Might even make Sturgis.
I was looking at what kind of checks to get, but none were as 'eccentric' as I wanted, so I called the company and asked if they could use a drawing my wife made of me punching a zombies' head in with a spiked metal gauntlet. Sadly, they declined.
I think I am too much of a packrat/collector. I collect EVERYTHING. I have one bottle from every different beer I've ever tried. I also have every single CD of bands I like, even though I don't like certain CDs. It's madness.
Speaking of madness, am I still the only person who thinks yelling "THIS IS SPARTA!" and kicking my house door open every day is funny?
That is all for now.