Cannot start Microsoft Office Outlook. Cannot Open the Outlook Window

That annoying error message kept appearing, no matter how many times I applied the recommended fixes from Microsoft and other places... Naturally I kept searching for something...

Finally I came across an obscure command that I hadn't seen and thought I'd give it a try. Since it worked I thought I'd immortalize it here today...

Simply run: outlook.exe /resetnavpane

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You're wrong.

Everyone who knows me loves it when I tell this story, so I felt I should share it with you all.

I'll start off by saying that I'm not really a good person. My buddy Mike and I invented a game to play while we were in the Marine Corps. We would find lonely desperate women online (craigslist,onlinebootycall,plentyoffish, Etc) and convince them that we were interested in whatever they were looking for. Love, sex, friendship, you name it.

Of course we were both married at...

This first paragraph is the only part that has an actual theme. I'm bored, love to write, and feel like you all should glimpse into the awesomeness of my life.

I really think I'm as awesome as I say I am. Seriously, I'm the greatest human being ever. It's not that I'm better or more deserving than anyone, they're just not as good as me.

I wish I could play an instrument. The only musical talent I have is good ears and if I knew the scale, I could write some kickass metal....

HELLLLLO (la la la)

Right now I have the most comfy socks of all time on my feet, I like curling my toes etc.

My cell phone has been off for almost two months now. It just died one day and I never cared to recharge it. The last time it was on I had like 15 voicemails which I have still yet to check.

For whatever reason, and I can't say why, but I've just been hyper avoidant as of late. I wish I had a reason but I don't.

I will be on vacation...