View Full Version : Happy Sunshine
China Apologist
07-28-2008, 09:17 AM
aaa
Damocles
07-28-2008, 09:20 AM
Next time you guys see me I'll be a-headin off to the 'lectric chair! I care about my political philosophy so much that I'm going to head off and kill random people I don't know in a conservative church.
Make sure to fill your room with Haggard posters and half-empty pill bottles.
cawacko
07-28-2008, 09:20 AM
Next time you guys see me I'll be a-headin off to the 'lectric chair! I care about my political philosophy so much that I'm going to head off and kill random people I don't know in a conservative church.
White man's gang war
China Apologist
07-28-2008, 09:21 AM
Make sure to fill your room with Haggard posters and half-empty pill bottles.
Maybe a copy of Ayn Rand's "The Fountainhead"? Or would that be overdoing it?
TRGLDTE
07-28-2008, 09:50 AM
A Catcher in the Rye, or anything by Nietszche
Damocles
07-28-2008, 10:17 AM
A Catcher in the Rye, or anything by Nietszche
Yeah, Ayn isn't so good considering her drive towards no force. Catcher in the Rye is definitely one of them to get to make it realistic.
China Apologist
07-28-2008, 10:18 AM
[x] i rule
Diuretic
07-29-2008, 02:52 AM
Nietszche is so sort of, well, Germanic-sounding. The prosecutor will paint you as a neo-Nazi nutter and the jury will buy it. Can you think of something a bit less Germanic? What about a bunch of Rod McKuen eight-track cartridges? A copy of Richard Bach "Jonathon Livingstone Seagull"? A framed copy of "Desiderata"?
ib1yysguy
07-29-2008, 02:57 AM
Shoot them with a Luger. it's about the coolest gun around.
Don Quixote
07-29-2008, 03:08 AM
What do you guys take me as? Some cheap ripoff of Mark Chapman? No fuckin way. I'll go with Nietschze then.
how about catch 22
charver
07-29-2008, 04:11 AM
When you're convicted remember to take out a lawsuit against Al Gores, claiming that if you play An Inconvenient Truth backwards it contains hidden messages telling you to kill Republicans but it was only when you played it forwards that you finally lost your battle with sanity and embarked upon the killing spree with which your name will be forever linked.
Diuretic
07-29-2008, 05:32 AM
And get a good agent.
China Apologist
07-29-2008, 09:17 AM
Nietszche is so sort of, well, Germanic-sounding. The prosecutor will paint you as a neo-Nazi nutter and the jury will buy it. Can you think of something a bit less Germanic? What about a bunch of Rod McKuen eight-track cartridges? A copy of Richard Bach "Jonathon Livingstone Seagull"? A framed copy of "Desiderata"?
Nietszche renounced his Prussian citizenship.
Socrtease
07-29-2008, 11:20 AM
Two books, The Will to Power and Beyone Good and Evil. That will insure that you are front page, live at 5 and all over CNN
China Apologist
07-29-2008, 11:46 AM
[x] i love grind
Diuretic
07-30-2008, 03:45 AM
Nietszche renounced his Prussian citizenship.
Kept his Germanic name though. He could have called himself something else.
Something French would have been good. Marcel Morsle or something similar.
Diuretic
07-30-2008, 03:46 AM
It would be a lot more dramatic if I'd kill myself instead of turn myself in. That's how all the cool cats do it.
No, do the suicide by cop thing, that's very trendy these days.
uscitizen
07-30-2008, 08:12 AM
No, do the suicide by cop thing, that's very trendy these days.
Yeah be a martyr for the libertarians.
Powered by vBulletin® Version 4.1.5 Copyright © 2013 vBulletin Solutions, Inc. All rights reserved.